I dreamed there was a food shortage in my city and all there was left were refined carb foods like brownies, cakes, and pastries! I was with my family at a food kitchen and they handed me a plate of ALL CHOCOLATE PASTRIES. I looked down and said , " you wouldn't happen to have any veggies or meat would ou? I'm doing th paleo diet..." and the lunch lady gives me a stern look and says " all the animals in the world have died or been confiscated with mad cow disease and we all have to learn to adjust to eat brownies as our staple diet now".  And then I woke up.  What a nightmare! I thought my entire week's effort and transition to ketones was about to get wrecked with a lifetime diet of brownies.

Don't worry. That won't happen until Obama's second term when everyone will have to eat according to Michelle O. 

(Ever notice when the President  gets away from Michelle he's eating a hamburger or pizza? He's tired of listening to her too).